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Fitted Fuck Sheet

Sheets of San Francisco
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Starting at $199.95

Fitted Fuck Sheet

Get these fuckers as dirty as you want. Perfect for a balls to the wall fuck and fist fest. We put these sheets through the wringer. We had our boys go at it and get them as greasy as they could. When they were done we just shoved them in the wash and then the dryer. Made from a single piece of material, there is no seam. That means you can really fuck your brains out and not have to worry about your mattress. Oh and yeah- piss all over your boy if you want. The 2-ply laminated fabric means it won’t soak into the mattress. Your little piss pig is going to be in heaven.

Made from 2-ply laminated fabric
60% polyester
40% polyurethane
Wash normal up to 105 degrees Fahrenheit (40 degrees Celsius). Tumble dry low temperature/delicate. No bleach, iron, or dry cleaning.

Width Length
Full 54" (137 cm) 75" (191 cm)
Queen 60" (152 cm) 80" (203 cm)
King 78" (198 cm) 80" (203 cm)
California King 72" (183 cm) 84" (213 cm)
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