Square Peg Toys Happy Hour Plugs - SuperSoft Bronze - 5 Sizes

By all accounts this review ought to be a 5. The soft smoothness is amazing and the neck is just the right length so that the head presses against the prostate while the knot presses against the internal sphincter. I'm also fairly new to somewhat larger toys (beyond 2 inch diameter) and so got the #6. This is also my first super soft toy and wowza it feels amazing to clamp down on and feel it wiggle slightly inside as if its moving on its own. Also the plug is very comfortable to wear a couple hours (and probably longer if you wanted).

However, my first time orgasaming on the toy (which did feel amazing) while using it as a plug and jerking off was slightly ruined by nearly swallowing the flared base. Looking at the pictures for the other sizes, this may just be an issue with the #6, but the flared base is only slightly wider than the knot, and even though it has a T-bar shape, the material is soft enough that the T-bar bent significantly as my orgasm-spazzing muscles tried to pull it inside. It's difficult to gauge if I was actually at risk but it was certainly scary.

I'll continue to wear it as a plug for a warm up before bouncing on larger dildos, but unfortunatley may have to avoid reaching a happy end on this happy hour for fear of having a sad ER visit.

These toys are definitely intermediate and not for holes just starting on their stretching journey .

I started with your trainer . It was around 100 dollars and I was bound and determined to master it . After literally a couple of years , I mastered it . I moved on to happy hour large and mastered that .... the monster was my biggest ASS-set to slip and slide around with . I feel fairly confident that I've received my PhD in hole stretching now . I feel like a pro ready to take on most any challenge ... bring it on ... I can take it .
Be warned the monster is for advanced playing . If a finger makes you tense up , go for the small size and work up . A snort of "liquid courage " in the brown bottle helps relax those "nether region " muscles .

I have looked at this plug for over a year and in one of those piggy moments (after watching the accompanying video) I bought one. I purchased the monster because I thought the large might fall out (don't say it please) and well the monster is HUGE going in and I can not say that it is comfortable. I have coaxed one amazing orgasm out of it, but I think that I need to down size.

Experienced bottom trying to stretch my hole to take bigger. I started with the small and it’s a great feeling. Was really pleased with the sensation. Easy to insert and a nice toy to warm up with. Starts to turn a bit and doesn’t stay in as easily as my other plugs though. I sized up to the medium and my mind was blown!!! It’s the widest toy I’ve taken so far and it feels amazing. Definitely need patience to get there though. Had me dripping cum everywhere with no hands.
Highly recommend.

This toy is perfect for intermediate ass play. You'll be able to push yourself easily with the way it tapers and enters your hole. And then just you wait...that thick bottom is fantastic stretch.

I recently picked up the medium size Happy Hour Plug from Mr. S. I've got quite a few large toys in my collection already but this toy just hit different. I've used it a few times now and it's the first toy out of my collection that can get me get off while I am soft which was an incredible feeling. I like fisting and large toys and even the medium was perfect but I do know I will be sizing up in the years to come because this toy was that good. Highly recommended for anyone getting into stretching.

Have had it for a few months and we use it regularly. The small is actually quite...large (good sized, that is), esp if you want to use on buddies who are not into fisting or have limited experience. Very happy about this product!

I've had this in the large for a few years now. It's a really great toy that tickles the depth nerves without getting too far ahead of the game while providing a really great prostrate workout.

My favorite plugs, much more challenging than the egg plugs with that knot popping in and making my whole body quiver, head to toe. Start with larger egg plug or dildo and then step down a size on the Happy Hour. J or K lube are the only way to go, you will need as much slip as you can get. I hope to see XL and Monster sizes on here SOON.

Recommended by the staff and I could not be happier with my purchase. You have to take your time inserting but so worth it when it finally pops in. Ordered the small and the medium, but can't wait for the large one I just ordered to arrive. Most comfortable plugs ever. Can sit or walk with them in with no discomfort. Make sure you use the right lube and it is water-based. I would give them 10 stars if they let me!!!

This is the plug I’ve been looking for years. I bought a medium and despite its girth (a tad more than 9” at its widest) and height (nearly 8”) this is one of the most comfortable plugs I have ever used. Nothing else comes close for bang for the buck. I wanted something that would leave me feeling very full, touch the inner part of the my ass (feel deep) yet still allow me to sit down on it and go for a walk without feeling it will fall out. It’s awesome on all accounts. The length (and specifically the length of the neck) allows my ass to grab it and suck it in, and I could walk for miles with this in. I can’t even do that with the egg plug. I’m a plug man and this is one is the longest I have. My other favourite is the Acorn plug (large), which does a great job of staying in but doesn’t have the length and gets tiresome sooner since it sits lower. I have to stress just how comfortable this is to wear and walk, despite its size. I wish I found this years ago. I absolutely love it.

I've enjoyed the large happy hour plug for a couple of year. GREAT shape and size. The Monster size is MORE of the same... even better.

I consider myself to be needy when it comes to satisfying my hunger. This does the trick. Not for beginners, but it stays in better then most. Love the soft feel, takes a bit of effort to get it in but once its in its well worth the time.... Money well spent.

I have the medium and love this plug. Might already be time for the large. I generally have assgasms but this plug feels really good and doesn't trigger any assgasms for me. The material, design and feeling is amazing. I've been able to walk around my place with it in my hole and love the stretching feeling it gives and not shoot it out. If you're a bottom or FF bottom beginner I'd put this on your list of toys to get.

The fact that the "Small" is 7.5" long and up to 2.5" wide should be a sign that this item is NOT for beginners. I got it after getting the "XL" of the "Egg Plug" thinking it was a comparable width but I needed length. The 2" part went in fine, but the bulb at the bottom took some doing. I couldn't get it in for awhile. While it's just as wide as the Egg Plug, the taper to the widest part is much sharper (as in less of a taper) so it has to punch its way in more. Or, put another way, it's not as gradual to the maximum width.

BUT, I got it in eventually and I definitely like the length. It abuts (ha!) my second sphincter and goes just past it which is great training for me because taking a 7" dick has always been painful because of that barrier. So I hope with training on this, I'll be able to take the real thing (though I likely won't find someone as wide).

Also a note: These are not axially symmetric. That's clear in the pictures, but it's more obvious when I got it in me. I guess because of the way things are arranged, I have a curve somewhere around 6-7" in and every time when I get this sucker in and let go, it automatically reorients itself by twisting about 30° so that the angle in the head goes to the left a bit. Weird, but a quirk I hadn't experienced before so wanted to warn you.

I've tried virtually every plug on the market and this one takes all. Over the course of an hour my dominatrix managed to get the medium size all the way in. I gasped once it sucked inside but when she rotated it - I came buckets with no other stim. The unique shape of the head part is assymetrical so as it is rotated you get the most amazing feeling on your p spot. The smooth soft texture reminds me of vixskin (the outlaw used to be my fave) but this is better. Buy this plug immediately!

Got the large WITH THE RECOMMENDED J LUBE. it works great. Pops in and I'm tempted to scream like a little girl! Clean up is Very easy. Great products and as always - Great service and support.

I got the large and man it is huge. Its maximum width is comparable to the standard Apple cider bottle diameter. The material is very soft and has quite a bit of give. I have yet to conquer the entire toy. Maybe one day I'll be able to take it all.